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Saturday, 19 May 2007

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    Sourcery
    By Terry Pratchett
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    This one courtesy of Icanhascheezburger.com

    If you don't know Icanhascheezburger.com, you should. Unless you don't like cute and funny pictures of animals (mostly cats), in which case you can just ignore this. 

    Cat Macros - by Tom Smith

    I is a kitty and I has good fun
    I is entertaining everyone
    Dint used to be an internet icon
    Till my mom got a digital Nikon
    Now she stalks me round the house
    Interrupt when Ize chasin a mouse
    Waitin for me to make a silly pose,
    Stickin that camera up my nose
    Goes to compooter, she starts playin
    Makes up something I might be sayin
    Upload the pic for all to see,
    All her online friends go SQUEEEEE
    Cat macros.

    So I go cuddlin wit a stuffed bear
    Gettin peanut butter all over my hair
    Sprawled in a sunbeam, swattin at flies
    Trapped in the laundry wit big sad eyes
    Lickin at toesies, scratchin at fleas
    I Can Has Cheezburger, peese?” — [chz. FTW!]
    Mom still doin her photo shoot,
    Good thing my little furry butt is cute
    Stickin my nose in an empty dish
    Lookin for an invisible fish
    I has no idea what you just said
    So here’s me with a pancake on my head
    Cat macros.

    Now I is songcat singin this bridge
    From my stage on top o’ da fridge
    I is only two years of age
    But I got my own MySpace page
    Da silly pictures people wants
    But only wit impact fonts
    I keep dis up, but for how long?
    Oh hi, I transpozed yur song

    So I has lyric all my own
    Can I has leftover to take home?
    I is Emo Kitty, I has angst
    I gots yur breakfast, k, thx
    Invisible Walrus step on you
    No, I has mighty feline fu
    Yur full o’ win - Yur full o’ lose
    Last Verse Kitty is not amused
    I’m in yur Thai food, nibblin’ ginger
    I is stealth kitty, bein a ninja
    I’m in yur spookhouse, bein a haunt
    I’m in yur limburger — DO NOT WANT!

Tuesday, 10 April 2007

Sunday, 01 April 2007

  • Currently Reading
    Memories of Ice: Book Three of The Malazan Book of the Fallen
    By Steven Erikson
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    And for this year's April ThinkGeek newsletter we have...

    The WiiHelm. Tired of jumping around and getting some semblance of exercise while playing games on your Wii? This is the solution. Strap on the WiiHelm and a simple nod of the head or tap of the footpedals can do all the work for you!

    The 8-bit Tie. Features 100% silk construction, clip-on construction for enhanced ease of use, and no smooth lines. And you thought Bob's wooden tie was cool!

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    • Location: Minnesota, United States
    • Birthday: 7/17/1984
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